I Don't Hate EVERYTHING.
You know those people that just are nice and happy all the time? Yeah, I hate those people.
mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfios
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
(via riverthestral)
I don’t think children are cute
I think children are obnoxious little cretins that crawl forth from the crevices of hell specifically to ruin everyone’s day
WHAT THE HELL HAVE I DONE
YOUVE CREATED A GOD
And behold, I had gazed upon the face of God, and yea, it was magnificent.
- The Gospel of British Actors, 2:21 B
How I want to be cheered up if I’m down.
#um i am not sure this is a procedure only to be used after sadness #why can’t it be used all the time #can someone please just follow me around with a box of kittens #and whenever i sit down just dump them on me
(Source: egifany, via xlostinwonderlandx)
america: 1
UK: 0
the queen
wow your queen has her panties in a bunch
probably because her tea was too salty
you know
AFTER WE THREW IT IN THE BOSTON HARBOr
(via xlostinwonderlandx)
I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why
I don’t even care, I’m now forever referring to them as Christmas llamas.
(via unoriginalchelsea)
